One of my favourite dits was concerning Scouse Underwood. Baz Hefferman
(Chief Stoker) through sheer exasperation used to call Scouse MEM
Fuckin Underwood. One day in the MCR at Portland, the story goes that
FOST, turned to Scouse and said (as he read Souse's dymotape name
tally) "You are - Memfuckinunderwood" It all went quiet!!!!
Jim "Daisy" Adams.