ACE Something which pleases a sailor very much
ADRIFT Later for work
ADRIFT TO F**K Very late for work
AFTERNOON WATCH From Mid-day to 4 p.m.
AGONY BAGS Bagpipes
AIRY FAIRY Someone serving in the Fleet Air Arm
ALL TEETH AND TOENAILS Said of someone full of his/hers own importance
ANCHOR FACED Someone who eats, sleeps, breathes and shits the RN
ANDREW, THE Press gang member - Andrew Miller
ANIMAL A sailor whose actions exceed those normally accepted by society
APPLES Rough Cider
ARROWS Well done or good shot mate
ARSEHOLE Someone whom a Sailor dislikes
ARSEHOLED Inebriated
ARSEHOLES Oh Shit
AS DRY AS A NUNS C**T Describing something which is very dry indeed
ASSAULT WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON Sex
AVAST Stop what you're doing immediately
B AND D Bath and Dhoby (washing dirty clothing then showering afterwards)
BABIES BAG MEALS Breasts
BABIES HEADS Tinned steak and kidney pudding
BABY SPANNER A penis
BADGEMAN Name given to a sailor who has earned stripes for Good Conduct
BAGOFF See BONE
BANJO A long filled salad roll
BANYAN Ostensibly a beach party but really an excuse for a piss up
BARRACK STANCHION A sailor who avoids going to sea if he can help it
BASHING YOUR BISHOP Masturbating
BATTING ON A STICKY WICKET Making love to a woman straight after someone else has.
BAZZY ON To be annoyed or upset
BEARDED CLAM A vagina
BEATING YOUR MEAT Masturbating
BEDROOM BOATROPE A penis
BEEFER See BROWNHATTER
BEER BOSUN A sailor who is responsible for the daily beer issue in his mess
BELL END The Bulbous end of the penis
BIFF A black person
BIFFINS BRIDGE The space between a womans vagina and anus
BIG EATS Something to eat normally after a drinking session
BIG GIRLS BLOUSE An effeminate sailor
BLACK HAM A black woman
BLACK PIG A submarine
BLANK WEEK The week before payday when sailors were paid fortnightly
BLOW JOB Oral sex performed upon a male
BLUE LINERS Duty free cigarettes issued to sailors
BLUE VEINED STEAK See BABY SPANNER
BOBBY'S HELMET See BELL END
BOLLOCKNAISE Spaghetti Bolognaise
BOLLOCKY BUFF Completely naked
BONE To have sex
BOOGALOO So what
BOOTNECK A Royal Marine
BORING OLD FART Someone who completely disinterests a sailor
BOWEL TROWEL See BABY SPANNER
BREWERS DROOP Unable to obtain an erection
BRILLS See ACE, short for brilliant
BRONZY BRONZY Sunbathing
BROTHEL CREEPERS Thick soled shoes
BROWN CLOWN Someone in the Army
BROWN OWL See BROWNHATTER
BROWNHATTER A homosexual (male)
BROWNHATTERS DHOBY STOOL A phallic object to sit on whilst dhobeying
BROWNHATTERS OVERALLS Pyjamas
BROWNHATTERS SCRAMBLING NET A string vest
BROWNHATTERS TEACAKES Piles
BULKHEAD A wall
BULKHEAD BOUNCING Walking into walls after consuming too much alcohol
BUNCH OF BASTARDS Rope or string tangled together in a heap
BUNCH OF GRAPES Hanging Haemorrhoids (piles)
BUNHOUSE See WARDROBE
BURBLE To talk about everything and nothing when under the influence of drink
BURMADOOS Bermuda shorts
BURNT PLUM The opening of the anal passage
BUZZ A rumour
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