CAN MAN The canteen manager
CDF Common Dog F**K (Common Sense)
CHASE THE PISSER A card game involving the Queen of Spades
CHEESED DOWN See CREASED UP
CHINKY TOE ROT Athletes foot
CHIPPY A Shipwright in the R.N.
CHOGGIE A chinaman
CHOKKA Upset
CHOP CHOP Hurry up
CHOPPER A penis or helicopter
CHUFFS AND PUFFS Chief Petty Officers and Petty Officers
CLANKY An engineer in the R.N.
CLITORIS ALLSORTS Liquorice allsorts
COCK AND ARSE A wardroom cocktail party
COMIC CUTS Confidential written reports about sailors
CORN DOG Tinned corned beef
COUGHING IN YOUR ROMPERS Farting in your underwear
COUNTERPANE HURDLING Making love indoors
COUNTRY PANCAKE Cow Dung
CRABAIR R.A.F. passenger aircraft
CRABFAT Someone in the Royal Air Force
CRASH OUT To fall asleep
CRASHING YOUR SMALLS Washing your socks and underpants.
CREASED UP Hysterical with laughter
CRIMBO Christmas
CROCADILLAPIG A very ugly person
CROZZY A crossword puzzle
CRUSHER A member of the Naval Provost Staff
CSB POISONING An overdose of Courage Sparkling Bitter
D.S.M.S.M.R. Don't see me see my relief
D.T.S. Dinner Time Session (lunchtime drink)
DABBER A seaman in the R.N.
DAWN STRIKE Making love as soon as you wake up in the early morning
DECK The floor
DECKHEAD The ceiling
DEEKS Royal Naval Detention Quarters
DF'S Duty Free cigarettes
DHOBY To wash your dirty clothing
DHOBY DUST Washing powder
DIG OUT To work hard or 'See if I care'
DINK An Australian
DIP YOUR WICK To make love
DIPPED OUT Unlucky
DOCKYARD MATEY A person who works in a Naval dockyard
DOCKYARD OMELETTES Vomit
DODGY DEACON A homosexual vicar
DOGGO Said of woman who is ugly
DOOBREY See DOOFER
DOOFER A name given to something or someone you cant remember the name of
DOUBLE BREASTED MATELOTS Wren ratings
DRAGON The wife
DRIP To complain
DROPPING A SPROG Giving birth
DROPPING YOUR HANDBAG Farting
   
   
   
   
   

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