EASTER EGG Name given to Royal Marine Band members who wear a red sash in uniform
EGG ON LEGS A small rotund person
ELECTRIC STRING Three pin plug wire
ELMER An American
EXPLOSION IN A MARMITE FACTORY What a toilet looks like the morning after the night before
EXTRACTING THE MICHAEL Taking the piss out of someone
EYE OF THE WELT The small hole at the end of the penis
F.R.I.S.P. Fat Round Ignorant Scottish Pig
F.R.I.S.P. Fucking Right Ignorant Scottish Pig
F.R.I.S.P. Friendly, Righteous, Intelligent, Scottish Person
FALL DOWN IN A SNOTTY HEAP Unable to stand due to a large intake of alcohol
FANNY RAT A man who attracts women
FARTING FACTORY The bowels
FAST BLACK A taxi
FATHER FAMINE A ships caterer
FEED 'EM RICE Give someone a piece of your mind
FEZZ The Far East
FIFTEEN TWO THAT BASTARD Beat that if you can
FIFTY FLIPS Masturbating
FIGGY DUFF Plum pudding
FILL YOUR BOOTS Do what you like I don't care
FISH HEAD See DABBER
FISH TESTICLES Cod balls
FIVE FINGER SPREAD Vomit through one`s fingers
FIVE FINGERED SPREAD To force oneself to vomit
FIVE FINGERED WIDOW To masturbate
FLIP FLOPS Rubber sandals worn when bathing and dhobeying
FLOAT TEST Throw something over the ships side that is surplus to requirements
FLUFFING YOUR PINKY Farting
FO FO Furnace Fuel Oil (used in older steam ships with 3 drum boilers)
FOLLOW THROUGH Meaning to fart, but shitting yourself.
FORGET ME NOTS French letters
FOXTROT OSCAR The phonetic alphabet meaning Fuck Off
FOXTROT ROMEO OSCAR Same as FOXTROT OSCAR but Fuck Right Off
FRAPPED Beaten fairly and squarely
FREEBIE Something for nothing
FU FU Talcum powder
FUCK ME !! Well I never
FUCK TRUCK A car
FUCKY OFF THE HOOD Name give to someone whose name you can't remember
FULL OF SHIT See VERBAL DIAHORREA
FUR BURGER A women's genitals
FURGLE See GROPE

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