G.C.B. Good Conduct Badge (awarded for each four years of undetected crime)
GESTAPO An endearing term used for the Regulating Branch
GET TO FUCK No.
GET YOUR ARSE IN GEAR Buck up.
GET YOUR LAGGING OFF Get your knickers off
GET YOUR LAGGING ON Get dressed we are going ashore
GETTING YARDS Sexually greedy
GIRT BIG KNOCKERS Large breasts
GIVE IT SOME WELLY Do your utmost
GIVING IT ONE Making love
GIZZITS Free gifts of any description
GLOP HEAD A heavy drinker
GLUT BOX see FUR BURGER
GNATS PISS Describing a weak drink
GOB SHITE A loudmouth
GOFFA A cold mineral or soft drink
GOFFER A large wave or to strike someone
GOFOR A steward
GOING DOWNTOWN FOR LUNCH Oral sex
GOOFER An onlooker at an interesting event (like a car smash)
GOT A MONK ON Upset
GRAB A GRANNY NIGHT When sailors go to a dance to find a women who wants one thing only.
GREEN GILBERT Snot
GREENIE An electrician in the R.N.
GREY FUNNEL LINE The Royal Navy
GRIPPO Someone whom a sailor sponges off when abroad
GRIPS THE SHIT Something which upsets
GROLLIES Snot
GRONK see DRAGON
GRONK BOARD A notice board with photographs of women known to the sailors from that mess
GROPE To feel a woman's body intimately
GROWLERS Ice cubes
GRUNTERS Naval Officers
GULPERS A large sip of someone's drink
GUNS Gonorrhoea
GUZZ Plymouth
GYRO FAILURE Falling over through excessive alcohol
HAIRY PIE see FUR BURGER
HAMMOCK FOR A LAZY C**T A sanitary towel
HANDFUL OF SPRATS Feeling a womans FUR BURGER
HANGING OUT OF SOMEONE Making love
HANGING YOUR TROUSERS ON THE DECK To drunk to hang ones trousers on a coat hanger
HARD AND BLIND Extremely sexually excited
HARD AS A STONE TOAD Erection
HARD SHIT Unlucky mate
HARRY FREERS Something for nothing
HAVING A WENDY ON Being annoyed or upset
HE SHE A transvestite
HEADLESS CHICKENS Naval Officers attempting to make a decision
HEADS Toilets
HONK UP To vomit
HONKY FID Hong Kong
HOOCH Alcohol
HOOLEX A piss up
HUMMING Smelling
HUMPING Making love

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