KAYTAI (pronounced Ky Tie) A Chinese transvestite
KEEP YOUR SHONK OUT Don't be nosey
KEKS Underpants
KICK INTO TOUCH Same as KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD
'KIN 'ELL A derivative of Fucking Hell
KLEBBIES See ICKIES
KNEE TREMBLER Making love standing against a wall
KNICKER PYTHON A penis
KNOB JOCKEY See BROWNHATTER
KNOBBER See BROWNHATTER
KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD Give up
KYE Thick hot sweet drinking chocolate
LAGGING Any clothing
LASH UP AND STOW To zip ones bunk up and put away ones loose clothing and effects
LAST DOG WATCH From 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.
LATRINES Royal Marines
LAUGHING GEAR Ones mouth
LAZY LOB ON Not quite a full erection
LEFT FOOTER A Roman Catholic
LEG IT Fuck off
LEG OVER Making love
LEGLESS Drunk
LEND US A RUBBER The art of borrowing money off your oppo
LIE LIKE A HAIRY EGG Tell a blatant untruth
LIKE A LEAD FART Not well received
LIKE A RACING SNAKE Someone who is extremely thin
LIKE AN ASHTRAY ON A MOTORBIKE Fucking useless
LIKE ROCKING HORSE SHIT Something rare
LINED UP Charged with a naval offence
LIP LOCK Kissing someone
LIQUORICE LEGS Knee length black shiny gaiters worn by officers in charge of armed parties.
LOB ON A full erection
LONG TOM Paintbrush on the end of a length of pole for reaching high places.
LOONEY JUICE Alcohol
LOVE PUFF A female fart
LOWER DECK Where all junior ratings live onboard ships
LOWER DECK LAWYER A sailor who thinks he knows all the legal loopholes

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