MAGIC See ACE
MAILIES Letters received/sent via the GPO
MAIN BROADCAST A tannoy system which is audible throughout the ship
MAKE AND MEND An afternoon off, normally with leave granted to go ashore
MAKERS See MAKE AND MEND
MALTA DOG Diarrhoea and vomiting
MAN FAT Semen
MANK To complain
MANKY Something that is dirty
MASH YOUR MAGGOT To masturbate
MATELOT A sailor
MATELOTS WITH BUMPS Wren rating
MATTRESS MAMBA A penis
ME AND U The menu
MEAT AND TWO VEG Male genitalia
MEAT INJECTION Placing ones penis into a FUR BURGER
MEGA Prefix given to anything which is larger than usual
MEGA HOPPER A big fat ugly repulsive woman
MESS FANNY Aluminium pot used for communal tea/coffee in a messdeck
MESSDECK The place where sailors live
MIDDLE WATCH From midnight to 4 a.m.
MINCER See BROWNHATTER
MINCERS MOUTHORGAN A penis
MINGEPIECE See FUR BURGER
MIXEY BLOB A player or players in the game of UCKERS have all their counters in one pile and they can't move forward because the opposition has a stop
MOD PLOD Ministry of Defence policeman
MONKEYS FIST An ornate knot made up from rope
MORNING GLORY The erection one wakes up with in the morning
MORNING WATCH 4 a.m. to 8 a.m.
MORRA COONS People from Morocco
MUCK ON A TRUCK Meals on wheels
MUFF DIVING Oral sex on a woman
MULTI COLOURED YAWN Vomit
MULTIPLYING EYE Blind drunk and seeing more than double
MUNCH MY BUNCH FOR LUNCH Give us a blow job
MUPPET A man undergoing any form of naval punishment
MUSICAL VEG Food that makes you flatulent (mushy peas/beans etc)
MUSTER ONES KIT To vomit
MY OLD BUCKET OF SPEW/SHIT An endearment to a good oppo
NAP HAND Contracting venereal disease
NATO STANDARD Tea/coffee white with 2 sugars
NAUGHTY FORTY See NIFTY FIFTY
NAVAL ORIFICE Royal Navy Officer
NECKBREAKERS Nodding off to sleep whilst sitting down
NERK A bigger fool than a NURD
NEWS OF THE SCREWS The News of the World newspaper
NIFTY FIFTY To masturbate
NIGGER IN GYM SHOES See FAST BLACK
NINE BOB NOTE Said about someone who is homosexual
NINE O' CLOCKERS Snack issued daily to sailors at 9 p.m. in harbour
NOBBER See KNOBBER
NOMS A card game called Nomination Whist
NOZZ 1'S Best naval uniform
NOZZ 2'S Second best naval uniform
NURD A fool
NUTTY Sweets and chocolates

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