O.D. A man with no C.D.F.
OLD MAN The Captain of the ship or your penis
ON THE BLOB The bad time of the month for a woman
ON THE PISS A drinking session
ONE EYED KNICKER PYTHON A penis
OPPO A mate
P DU The Long Service and Good Conduct Medal
P.O.E.T.S. DAY Piss Off Early Tomorrows Saturday
P7R Medically unfit for sea service
PAPER ARSEHOLES re-enforced paper washers used to strengthen hold paper
PARAFFIN PARROT A helicopter
PARAFFIN PIGEON Helicopter
PASH Girlfriend
PAVEMENT PIZZA Vomit
PEBBLEDASHING THE PORCELAIN Suffering from diarrhoea
PERVING Watching sexual activity as a voyeur
PETROL BUDGIE A helicopter
PHANTOM FLIPPER A sailor who fondles another without permission
PIDDLY CACKY Inebriated
PIE THATCHER A chef
PIER HEAD JUMP Sent to a ship at short notice against your free will
PIGS Naval officers
PILLOCK See NURD
PINK LINT Spam
PINK OBOE A penis
PISS ARTIST A drunkard
PISS FLAPS the labia lips of a females vagina
PISS FLAPS LIKE BLACKSMITHS APRONS Large labia lips
PISS FLAPS LIKE JOHN WAYNES SADDLEBAGS Protruding labia lips
PISS POOR Bloody awful
PISSHEAD A drunkard
PISSING IN THE WIND Getting some of your own back
PISSING UP Drinking lots of alcohol
PJ A poxy jock
PLASTIC POLICEMAN A M.O.D. policeman
PLUMBING Male/female genitalia
POKING PERCEY IN THE PORCELAIN Going to wee wees
POMPEY Portsmouth
PONCE See BROWNHATTER
PONGO Someone in the Army
POOFTER See BROWNHATTER
PORK TRUNCHEON MEAT A policeman's penis
PORKHOUND See BROWNHATTER
PORRIDGE GUNS Bagpipes
POSER Someone who is good looking and knows it
POT MESS Another name for stew
PRIMO Same as POSER (short for Prima Donna)
PULL UP A BOLLARD Take a seat
PULL YOUR PUDDING Masturbating
PUMP To make love
PUSSER The Royal Navy
PUSSERS Belonging to the Royal Navy
PUSSERS DIRK A seaman's clasp knife
PUSSERS HARD Carbolic soap
PYSOE Miserly
QUEENS Spirit left in a bottle which doesn't measure a full tot
QUIET RUN Going ashore for just a couple of drinks

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