R.D.P. Run Down Period
R.O.M.F.T. Roll On My Fucking Time
RABBIT A present a sailor buys for his loved one
RAM IT Stick it up your backside
RAVING REV A homosexual vicar
RECEIVING SWOLLEN PROPERTY Sexual intercourse
RIDGE ROPES Panty lines
ROMPER SUIT A pair of overalls
ROOT TOOT Well I never
ROUGH AS OLD BOOTS Not feeling to well
RUBBER HUBBY A vibrator or dildo
RUN ASHORE A drinking session
RUPERT MAINTAINERS Officers Stewards
RUPERT(S) Naval Officer(s)
RUSH OF SHIT TO THE BRAIN To suddenly have a good idea
S.B.D. Silent But Deadly fart
SASH FOR A GASH A sanitary towel
SCABLIFTER A medical rating
SCRAN Any meal
SCRIBES A Writer in the RN
SCRINCE To look at something
SCROTE An annoying fool
SCULLING Something lying around which should be stowed away
SCUPPER Upper deck drainage system onboard ships
SCURRS Someone with a beard
SEA DAD An old sailor who takes a young sailor under his supervision
SEAFOOD Cry given when a sailor in uniform walks into a gay bar
SECURE The end of the sailors working day
SEEN OFF Not having any luck at all
SET Beard
SEW SEW The Chinese tailor onboard a ship
SHAGGIN WAGON A car
SHAKE A WICKED HOOF To dance
SHAVE OFF For fucks sake
SHEEPS HEART ON A VIM TIN Large Bell End
SHERBERT Alcohol
SHINY BURBS A plastic raincoat
SHIRT LIFTERS see BROWNHATTER
SHIT F'BRAINS A fool
SHIT HOT Something which is superb
SHIT KICKER A cowboy movie or novel
SHIT ON A RAFT Kidney on fried bread
SHIT ON YOUR OPPO A card game
SHIT OR BUST All or nothing
SHITEHAWK Any sea bird
SHITLOCKER The bowels
SHITTY DEATH Goodness gracious me
SHORTSHIT A man of small physical stature
SHOUT DOWN THE WHITE TELEPHONE To vomit into the toilet pan
SHOVE IT IN YOUR EAR Forget it or never mind
SHRAPNEL Loose change in ones pocket
SICKBAY SHACKLE A safety pin
SILVER BIRD See GOING HOME MACHINE
SIMP A simpleton
SIN BOSUN A naval chaplain
SINGING HANDBAG A portable radio or cassette player
SIPPERS A small taste of someone's drink
SITREP A verbal report about what has or will happen
SIXTY NINERS Mutual oral sex
SKIDDERS Derivative of SKIDMARKS
SKIDMARKS Brown stains in ones underpants
SKI-ING A woman masturbating two men simultaneously
SKIN Name given to a baby faced sailor
SKULL JOB Oral Sex
SKY PILOT A naval chaplain
SLACK ARSE Wider than the average bottom
SLACK HAMMOCK Someone who oversleeps and is late for work
SLAP A TAIL ON SOMEONE To make love
SLAP IN TO GROW Written request for permission to grow a beard
SLAP IN TO SLAP SOME BASTARD To make a formal written compliant
SLASH To urinate
SLIDE Butter or Margarine
SLIP A CRIPPLER To make love
SLOPEHEAD A Chinaman
SLOPING SHOULDERS Denying all knowledge of something
SLOPS Where sailors buy items of naval uniform
SMALLY PORTION To make love
SMEGG Semen
SMOOTHIE A sailor who chases women with great success
SNAIL TRAILS Semen stains
SNAKE AND PIGMY Steak and Kidney
SNAPDRAGON See Brownhatter
SNAPPER See BROWNHATTER
SNAPS A photographer
SNARLIES Snot
SNATCH To make love
SNOBS A Chinese cobbler
SNORKERS Sausages
SNOTBOX Your nose
SNOTTY A Midshipman
SNURGLIES Snot
SODS OPERA Ships Operatic and Drama Society
SPACE HOPPER A large woman
SPANNER WANKER Marine Engineer
SPARKS/SPARKERS Radio Communications rating
SPASM CHASM See FUR BURGER
SPAZZ A sailor who has got something medically wrong with him
SPECIAL SEA DUTYMEN Personnel manning key positions during certain ship evolutions
SPLASHING ONES BOOTS Having a wee
SPLICERS A tot of rum issued free
SPLITARSE A Wren rating
SPORTS PAGES The sexy bits of a letter
SPUNK TRUMPET A French letter
SQUAT Fuck Off
SQUEEGIE A broom handle with a length of rubber attached, clears large areas of surface water
SQUEEGIE LIPS Someone with large lips
SQUEEZING ONES HEAD Having a poo
SQUEEZING UP To have Venereal Disease
STABBING ARSE Anal intercourse
STAND EASY Official tea/coffee break
STENCH TRENCH See FUR BURGER
STICKY GREEN Foreign money
STOKES An engineer in the RN
STONKER ON A full erection
STOW YOUR TITS Shut Up
STRIPEY See BADGEMAN

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