TABLE ENDING Making love to a woman lying on the very edge of a table
TATERS Cold
TECHNICOLOUR YAWN Vomit
TELLING BONE A telephone
THE TABLE Where a sailor goes to be LINED UP
THREADERS Fed up
THROW A WOBBLY To be greatly upset about something
TICK TOCK A Gunnery Instructor in the RN
TICKLER Hand rolling tobacco
TIDDIE OGGIE A home made Cornish pasty
TIDDLEY Neat and tidy
TIMBER SHIFTING Cheating in cribbage
TOGGLE AND TWO Male genitalia
TOGGLE OGGLING Looking at someone's penis in the showers
TOMBOLLOCKS Bingo or tombola
TOOTHWRIGHT A dentist
TOP BOLLOCKS Ladies breasts
TOSSER An absolute fool
TOUGH TITS Hard luck
TRAPPING Going steady with someone
TROMBONING Making Love
TROOPED See LINED UP
TROUSER TROUT A penis
TRUMPING To fart
TRUNK A MONK Well I never
TURKEY An idiot
TURKING Making Love
UCKERS The official naval version of Ludo
UP CHANNEL NIGHT A celebration drink the night before entering harbour
UPPER SCUPPER The decks on a ship open to all the elements
UPSIDE DOWN HEAD A bald man with a beard

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