VAMPIRES PACKED LUNCH A used sanitary towel
VERBAL DIARRHOEA Talking a load of utter rubbish
VICKY VERKY Vice Versa or the other way around
VINEGAR STROKE The last thrust before ejaculating
VINO COLLAPSO Cheap wine in large quantities
WAFU "Wet and Fucking Useless". Someone in the Fleet Air Arm
WAR CANOE Slang for a sailors present ship
WARDROBE Slang for naval officers quarters
WATCHES Set periods of time when WATCHKEEPERS must work
WATCHKEEPER A sailor who works irregular hours
WATER WEDGED Unable to consume any more alcohol
WESTCOUNTRY METHOD Anal intercourse
WET Stupid
WHEATIES Breakfast cereal
WHITE RAT Someone who tells tales on others
WIND YOUR NECK IN Get off your high horse
WINGNUT Someone with protruding ears
WINGSBASH An endearing term used for an oppo
WOKKA WOKKA A helicopter
WOMB WEAVIL A penis
WOOFTER See BROWNHATTER
WOOLY PULLY A thick blue naval issue jumper
WRAP YOUR TITS IN Give up
WRENS FRIEND A cucumber
X.O. the executive Officer of a ship or establish
YAFFLE To eat something quickly
YELLOW PERIL Smoked Haddock
YODELLING Being sick in the toilet
YONKS AGO A long time ago
ZERO EIGHT RINGBOLT 8 a.m.
ZULU WARRIOR A naval song involving the removal of ones clothing to actions
   
   
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